IPad controlled super yacht

a new superyacht has come out this yacht can be controlled through a super exclusive ipad app its soo exclusive you cant get it anywhere besides on the yacht it is used to control lighting windows what tv shows you want to watch and it even can request songs for the all time dj to play this super yacht runs at about 890,000 to rent for just one week and it comes fit with a very posh interior anyway thats your wasteful spending tip for today

(awesome theme music sung by possums)

HELLLLOOOOOoo its well you should know who it is by now

2 million fish were found dead across a beach in maryland its a chilling turn of events
after the recent rain of birds in arkansas but not to worry this is a "common event" it has happened twice before in fact in 1976 and in 1980

if 2 million dead fish is what is considered a common event in maryland i must really not get around.

speaking of some weird stuff im sure you guys have heard of him the man with the golden voice ya it turns out he was a homeless man who has an amazing "radio voice" you know the one you always here that sounds so cool ya he has already recieved several offers and he will be on late night with jimmy fallon tonight it will be his first time in new york

speaking of new york the mayor of NY has announced that they will be outfiting there snow plows with GPS systems in order to track there workers it turns out as soon as they the give the person the keys to the snow plow they book it i mean who wouldnt take a snowplow

several companies have just released sever ipad knock offs in order to compete with apple

if only they stood a chance.... its like our military vs. china

thats all i have for right now

stay frosty....

-Loki