Did you guys here about all the birds falling from the sky in Arkansas or whatever yaaa apparently tons of birds were found dead and they weren't shot or anything but they had internal injuries kinda weird anyway thats your daily bit of creepy
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HELLLLOOOOOO its loki
in other news did you here that touching makes you more healthy?? yes this study was done by the institute of guys
(Its a serious study though it turns out hugging someone can make them feel more trusted)
speaking of touching did you hear about the guy TSA missed?
its funny the airport security didnt notice him but the passengers sure did it turns out they tackled the would be hijacker he was sentenced to wait in airport security lines for eternity
speaking of airplanes, china apparently almost has fighter jets as good as ours im already learning mandarin
besides learning mandarin im investing in tuna fishing
389,000 thats how many dollars 1 tuna sold for on Dec. 31st tuna are auctioned off for money and can reach high prices but seriously!?!? 389,000?!?!
its funny us bragging about our military power must be a retort for how much better there school system are
that brings me to my next point apparently a bus was bombed monday by a girl i mean seriously that never happens its usually a guy but seriously a girl bombed a Guatemalan bus apparently she was part of a gang
well thats all i have for today
stay shiny
-Loki
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