Just a quick post to keep the habit up today guys i have been really busy and i still am so i gotta go
- stay lazy
- Loki
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Depressing squigly lines obsessive screen resolution and other stuff
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HELLO!!!! well this is just a quick post but hay thats what you get
First on the list do you see that squigly line to the right? with the numbers next to it well ya ITS REALLY DEPRESSING its all like ya im really tall and then i just like crashes (insert lame stock market joke here) anyway ya also i have become obsessive about making my screen resolution as good as a i can its soo hi now its hard to focus
well thats it for today its just a little weekend update post thingy
stay squiggly
Loki
HELLO!!!! well this is just a quick post but hay thats what you get
First on the list do you see that squigly line to the right? with the numbers next to it well ya ITS REALLY DEPRESSING its all like ya im really tall and then i just like crashes (insert lame stock market joke here) anyway ya also i have become obsessive about making my screen resolution as good as a i can its soo hi now its hard to focus
well thats it for today its just a little weekend update post thingy
stay squiggly
Loki
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
ugly cupcakes
muffins may be ugly cup cakes but i respect them
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why is everyone hating on the muffin muffins are awesome and there name is better then cupcake besides who wouldnt choose a cake over a cup of cake i mean really!! it just makes sense any way hello bonjour and all those other ways to announce my acknowledgement of your presence well not really your presence but your reading presence your resence anyway
yes im eating a muffin i know its fantastic and i hope you are eating a muffin too
i really need to stop talking about muffins right then
well did you see the BCS TOSTITOS CHAMPIONSHIP BOWL!!! ya well i did it was actually a pretty boring game but at the end i heard the most awesome thing ever Tostitos was announced to be the longest running sponsor of the championship bowl ever i guess you know it makes sense tostitos+bowl= tasty and clean snack remember kids always use protection when eating chips haha well thats it for today
stay crunchy
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ps. i didnt forget to post an update yesterday i was just recognizing a national holiday or one that should be the invention of barbed wire
pps. apparently today is also the most common day to die from a laceration ^^^ go figure
ppps. to end on a happier note.. 1 in 3 porcupines find there true love within 3 square miles of where they were born
(fancy theme music followed by awesome intro)
why is everyone hating on the muffin muffins are awesome and there name is better then cupcake besides who wouldnt choose a cake over a cup of cake i mean really!! it just makes sense any way hello bonjour and all those other ways to announce my acknowledgement of your presence well not really your presence but your reading presence your resence anyway
yes im eating a muffin i know its fantastic and i hope you are eating a muffin too
i really need to stop talking about muffins right then
well did you see the BCS TOSTITOS CHAMPIONSHIP BOWL!!! ya well i did it was actually a pretty boring game but at the end i heard the most awesome thing ever Tostitos was announced to be the longest running sponsor of the championship bowl ever i guess you know it makes sense tostitos+bowl= tasty and clean snack remember kids always use protection when eating chips haha well thats it for today
stay crunchy
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ps. i didnt forget to post an update yesterday i was just recognizing a national holiday or one that should be the invention of barbed wire
pps. apparently today is also the most common day to die from a laceration ^^^ go figure
ppps. to end on a happier note.. 1 in 3 porcupines find there true love within 3 square miles of where they were born
Thursday, January 6, 2011
IPad controlled super yacht
a new superyacht has come out this yacht can be controlled through a super exclusive ipad app its soo exclusive you cant get it anywhere besides on the yacht it is used to control lighting windows what tv shows you want to watch and it even can request songs for the all time dj to play this super yacht runs at about 890,000 to rent for just one week and it comes fit with a very posh interior anyway thats your wasteful spending tip for today
(awesome theme music sung by possums)
HELLLLOOOOOoo its well you should know who it is by now
2 million fish were found dead across a beach in maryland its a chilling turn of events
after the recent rain of birds in arkansas but not to worry this is a "common event" it has happened twice before in fact in 1976 and in 1980
if 2 million dead fish is what is considered a common event in maryland i must really not get around.
speaking of some weird stuff im sure you guys have heard of him the man with the golden voice ya it turns out he was a homeless man who has an amazing "radio voice" you know the one you always here that sounds so cool ya he has already recieved several offers and he will be on late night with jimmy fallon tonight it will be his first time in new york
speaking of new york the mayor of NY has announced that they will be outfiting there snow plows with GPS systems in order to track there workers it turns out as soon as they the give the person the keys to the snow plow they book it i mean who wouldnt take a snowplow
several companies have just released sever ipad knock offs in order to compete with apple
if only they stood a chance.... its like our military vs. china
thats all i have for right now
stay frosty....
-Loki
(awesome theme music sung by possums)
HELLLLOOOOOoo its well you should know who it is by now
2 million fish were found dead across a beach in maryland its a chilling turn of events
after the recent rain of birds in arkansas but not to worry this is a "common event" it has happened twice before in fact in 1976 and in 1980
if 2 million dead fish is what is considered a common event in maryland i must really not get around.
speaking of some weird stuff im sure you guys have heard of him the man with the golden voice ya it turns out he was a homeless man who has an amazing "radio voice" you know the one you always here that sounds so cool ya he has already recieved several offers and he will be on late night with jimmy fallon tonight it will be his first time in new york
speaking of new york the mayor of NY has announced that they will be outfiting there snow plows with GPS systems in order to track there workers it turns out as soon as they the give the person the keys to the snow plow they book it i mean who wouldnt take a snowplow
several companies have just released sever ipad knock offs in order to compete with apple
if only they stood a chance.... its like our military vs. china
thats all i have for right now
stay frosty....
-Loki
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
BIRDS FALLING FROM THE SKYS!!!
Did you guys here about all the birds falling from the sky in Arkansas or whatever yaaa apparently tons of birds were found dead and they weren't shot or anything but they had internal injuries kinda weird anyway thats your daily bit of creepy
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HELLLLOOOOOO its loki
in other news did you here that touching makes you more healthy?? yes this study was done by the institute of guys
(Its a serious study though it turns out hugging someone can make them feel more trusted)
speaking of touching did you hear about the guy TSA missed?
its funny the airport security didnt notice him but the passengers sure did it turns out they tackled the would be hijacker he was sentenced to wait in airport security lines for eternity
speaking of airplanes, china apparently almost has fighter jets as good as ours im already learning mandarin
besides learning mandarin im investing in tuna fishing
389,000 thats how many dollars 1 tuna sold for on Dec. 31st tuna are auctioned off for money and can reach high prices but seriously!?!? 389,000?!?!
its funny us bragging about our military power must be a retort for how much better there school system are
that brings me to my next point apparently a bus was bombed monday by a girl i mean seriously that never happens its usually a guy but seriously a girl bombed a Guatemalan bus apparently she was part of a gang
well thats all i have for today
stay shiny
-Loki
(insert AWESOME intro followed by cool theme music here)
HELLLLOOOOOO its loki
in other news did you here that touching makes you more healthy?? yes this study was done by the institute of guys
(Its a serious study though it turns out hugging someone can make them feel more trusted)
speaking of touching did you hear about the guy TSA missed?
its funny the airport security didnt notice him but the passengers sure did it turns out they tackled the would be hijacker he was sentenced to wait in airport security lines for eternity
speaking of airplanes, china apparently almost has fighter jets as good as ours im already learning mandarin
besides learning mandarin im investing in tuna fishing
389,000 thats how many dollars 1 tuna sold for on Dec. 31st tuna are auctioned off for money and can reach high prices but seriously!?!? 389,000?!?!
its funny us bragging about our military power must be a retort for how much better there school system are
that brings me to my next point apparently a bus was bombed monday by a girl i mean seriously that never happens its usually a guy but seriously a girl bombed a Guatemalan bus apparently she was part of a gang
well thats all i have for today
stay shiny
-Loki
personal bubbles
I dont have one lol any ways thats besides the actual point of this blog i have a very serious matter to adress it has come to my attention that nobody is commenting to so if you would be so kind as to comment on this post write here soo i know who im talking to that would be awesome
stay fluffy
-loki
stay fluffy
-loki
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Wonka
Hello Peoples.-/';-
WONKA CHOCLATE BARS!!!! scrumdiddlyumptious it turns they have those haha its tastes soooo good that choclate im eating and the wonka choclate bar YES I HAVE TWO anyway whatever
stay deductivenesslikethingymagjigar ya
-Loki
WONKA CHOCLATE BARS!!!! scrumdiddlyumptious it turns they have those haha its tastes soooo good that choclate im eating and the wonka choclate bar YES I HAVE TWO anyway whatever
stay deductivenesslikethingymagjigar ya
-Loki
Monday, January 3, 2011
2011
Hello all and welcome to 2011 happy new years et feter le nouvelle an or whatever lol anyway what happened to you guys my huge following of people oh wait... lol anyway im just checking in for today nothing big to blog about see you tommorow :D(or later today im not making any guarantees)
Sunday, January 2, 2011
Ps.
If i like your comment it can be the little quote below my amazing title just thought i would let you know
breaking away from the average
many bloggers have the charisma to post a few posts a week however they never really get commonly read or talked about there blogs simply are not enjoyed for many reasons they lack style flow of writing or simply because there blog posts are so sporadic that its tedious to try and follow the blog and as such i will continue in a pursuit to break away from the average i hope to gain many people commonly reading this blog and enjoying it thank you for your time and patience
-Loki
-Loki
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